“I think for a male, if you want to be successful in this type of venture, you’re not a prostitute. You’re a surrogate lover.”
- Markus, the first legal male prostitute in the U.S., hired by the Shady Lady Ranch Nevada, who compares himself to Rosa Parks because he says he is “changing social norms”
What a total insult you are.
“I am perfect. I have all the attributes a woman wants.”
- Goel Ratzon, who was arrested on suspicion of enslavement, sexual abuse and possible rape; he currently lives with at least 17 women and has fathered dozens of children
“I cried, and then I did the only thing I could do … I wrote a check to the U.S. Fund for UNICEF for $50,000.”
- Alyssa Milano, challenging U.S. corporations to match her donation for Haiti disaster relief
How can you not love this gal?
“If you can’t graduate two out of five of your players, what are they doing at your university?”
- Arne Duncan, U.S. Education Secretary, suggesting the NCAA penalize universities that do not maintain a minimum graduation rate for their star basketball players
“I understand the need for security, but this is ridiculous.”
- Najlah Feanny Hicks, a NJ mother whose 8-year-old son, Michael, is on a terrorist watch list because he shares a name with a person who is a suspected threat, and is therefore subject to additional scrutiny when flying
That is a bit absurd.
“It’s so hard I can’t force myself to think that it’s just a movie, and to get over it, that living like the Na’vi will never happen.”
- Elequin, an Avatar fan posting on an online forum, on why he has been depressed since seeing the film
Ca-razy…
“It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news.”
- Sarah Palin on why she’s “thrilled” to be joining Fox News
This should be interesting.
“Pants have been keeping us down too long. I’ve been itching and chafing for 24 years.”
- Enrico Rossi, a participant in the nationwide No Pants Subway Ride, an annual event in which people drop their trousers and ride public transportation
“I’m blacker than Barack Obama. I shine shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in the black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up.”
- Rod Blagojevich, former IL governor, in an interview with Esquire; he later apologized
This guy is really a massive idiot.
“He was apprehended, naked though he was.”
- Malcolm Wiley, a Secret Service spokesman, on the man who was arrested for streaking near the White House
“While we believe this light-hearted commercial has been well understood, to avoid the possibility of further offence, KFC will cease running [it].”
- KFC statement on the TV ad showing a white cricket fan handing out fried chicken to appease a group of black West Indian supporters
Should’ve stuck with their KFC rep’s original statement:
“The ad was reproduced online in the U.S. without KFC’s permission, where we are told a culturally based stereotype exists, leading to the incorrect assertion of racism.”